No one will ever read about our ‘charming’ trip to ‘the most darling’ apple orchard over the weekend, or the ‘lovely [thing]’ you gave me for my birthday in their newsfeeds because my media’s for poop jokes and Rihanna quotes till death do my laptop and I part.
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I’m glad I’m not...only person who absolutely DOES NOT CARE about couple statuses....
I love this blog. As...would marry it if I could.