January 2012
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Jan 7th
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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December 2011
1 post
Dec 17th
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November 2011
3 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-13) →
Florence + The Machine (17) The Naked And Famous (14) The xx (13) Bon Iver (6) The Strokes (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 15th
Nov 3rd
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Nov 3rd
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October 2011
4 posts
Oct 24th
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phraseslikeknives asked: 59 63 78
Oct 24th
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since i'm never on here anymore, fire away.
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
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Oct 24th
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Oct 6th
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September 2011
17 posts
1 tag
Sep 25th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-18) →
Bon Iver (15) Taking Back Sunday (13) The Throne (7) Lady Gaga (3) The xx (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Sep 21st
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Sep 18th
Sep 15th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-11) →
The Throne (14) Taking Back Sunday (13) Lady Gaga (12) Bon Iver (9) Britney Spears (4) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Sep 15th
CRISIS AVERTED
pretty little iphone4 now sitting in my hands. SO RELIEVED, YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. words with friends anyone? ;)
Sep 9th
Sep 8th
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Sep 7th
4,360 notes
MAJOR CRISIS
so my old blackberry went nuts and i went and used my insurance, paid the deductible, and got a different blackberry because they didn’t have my model in stock. BUT I COULD HAVE JUST PAID $200 AND GOTTEN AN IPHONE 4 AND NO ONE TOLD ME THIS. so NOW do i suck it up and wait to see what the deal is with the iphone 5? and then upgrade? OR WHAT. pretty much i paid $100 for NOTHING and...
Sep 7th
Sep 4th
Sep 4th
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Sep 3rd
179 notes
3 tags
i am submerging myself back into retail this weekend. it’s silly how this is my first holiday weekend at a new job which allows me to not work on the days that normal people don’t work either…and i’ll still be working. DAMN YOU, OUTRAGEOUS WEDDING COSTS. kidding, it will all be worth it. but i didn’t even go to the beach at all this summer :””(
Sep 2nd
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“Britney and Christina would come ask me questions about sex, and I just told...”
– ryan gosling on co star britney spears ( Mickey Mouse Club) LMAO! oh, ryan… (via michelle-my-belle)
Sep 2nd
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Sep 2nd
615 notes
August 2011
97 posts
TV Schedules
tomyhusband: Let’s never have one. There’s nothing wrong with an afternoon spent blowing through a DVD box set or catching a DVRed ep of Hoarders on a night in, but heads will roll if, “It’s Thursday at 9, you know what that means!” is ever a thing.
Aug 31st
22 notes
3 tags
Social Media Updates
tomyhusband: No one will ever read about our ‘charming’ trip to ‘the most darling’ apple orchard over the weekend, or the ‘lovely [thing]’ you gave me for my birthday in their newsfeeds because my media’s for poop jokes and Rihanna quotes till death do my laptop and I part.
Aug 31st
112 notes
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Paul Rudd
tomyhusband: Be him.
Aug 30th
1 tag
I will always
tomyhusband: cry during the opening montage of Up.
Aug 30th
402 notes
Speaking of backs
tomyhusband: I got yours fo’ life, ‘cause I’m a ride or die bitch.
Aug 30th
164 notes
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
tomyhusband: Fuck CNN. We get our evening news from Comedy Central.
Aug 30th
160 notes
Your Name
tomyhusband: is not my computer password, because not only is that easily guessable by hackers, it’s super lame. 
Aug 30th
90 notes
Cocktails and Reservations
tomyhusband: Fuck yeah, I’ll make them.
Aug 30th
61 notes
Bacon
tomyhusband: Bring home the bacon. Literally. I love bacon. That shit is delicious.
Aug 30th
362 notes
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Aug 27th
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1 tag
Aug 27th
Aug 27th
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Aug 23rd
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10 tags
Aug 23rd
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mysevenkids replied to your post: that awesome moment when you get to the end border of the blanket you’re knitting and you figure out you’re missing a stitch, and find where the problem started… 17 rows ago. Pick that stitch up the column through all the rows with a crochet hook!! Don’t rip all that out! with the pattern, i don’t actually think i can. i messed up...
Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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that awesome moment when you get to the end border...
just me? doesn’t happen to anyone else? OF COURSE NOT.
Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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shark week: the musical
shmegel:
Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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