If I hear one more time how our generation is the “entitled” generation yet there are elementary school children that have a better iphone than I do… I WILL LOSE MY DAMN MIND.
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
Have all the female friends you want but if some floozy starts telling me how you like your eggs in the morning I’m gonna knock her the fuck out.
How much would it cost to have Christopher Walken officiate our wedding?
when try your best but you don’t secede