omg.. i just died <3
FVCKKKK <333
enough with the cuteness Boo!!!
(Source: des-fragmentar)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! EVERYBODY!
GUYS, SERIOUSLY, STOP.
IF YOU AIN’T GETTING DRUNK GET THE FUCK OUT THE CLUB! IF YOU AIN’T GETTING DRUNK GET THE FUCK OUT THE CLUB! IF YOU AIN’T COME TO PARTY GET THE FUCK OUT THE CLUB!
WE’RE NOT EVEN IN A CLUB! WE’RE IN THE OCEAN! IT’S ALMOST 2012! THAT SONG WAS TERRIBLE IN 2009! YOU ALL WORK IN FINANCE! PLEASE!
JAGERBOMBS! LEMONDROPS! BUTTERY NIPPLES! JELLO SHOTS!
I HATE EVERY ONE OF THOSE DRINKS. WHAT IS IT ABOUT BUSINESS MAJORS, MAN? I’M JUST GOING TO GO HOME BEFORE YOU START SLIPPING EACH OTHER ROOFIES AND FISTFIGHTING FOR NO REASON. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIKE. HOPE YOU DON’T GO TO JAIL LATER.
IF YOU’RE FEELING DRUNK PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! AND IF YOU’RE TRYING TO FUCK PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
IT’S JUST LIKE, SEVEN GUYS GETTING WASTED TOGETHER! WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO F-
UGH. NEVERMIND. CATCH YOU AT THE OFFICE.